Complete

Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: NJ, USA
Job: -none-

mama alwayz said "lief is liek a box of choclets, u nevar no wut u gonna git"

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Complete

Story Collection

Posted by Complete Nov. 13, 2007 @ 11:26 PM EST

Update I got xbox live gt: voodle453

Update: I would like to share a secret I had been holding out- I have two accounts. No I am not talking about a ALT account, I am talking about my ORIGINAL account. That is right, original. Infact, this account currently I am on is actually the "alternate account." So you might ask, what is your original account name? Well, I am not going to tell you due to reasons. The same reasons that led me into creating this account. No I did not do anything bad or illegal, and I know you guys won't believe me because I am not giving out a name. But I can tell you the date (Not the day, because you can track it down easier). It was made in January 2005. I left that out in my first entry as well. (Which has been edited back in)

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This is my story collection of ALMOST every story I ever written:

Stories from 2006

Kid getting beat up! - This was my first story ever, compared to the stories I write today, this one was horrible.

Girl Problems!

Snake bit off my balls!

Thanksgiving Special

Someone is stalking me! - Last 06 story.

Stories from 2007

I beat up a kid with cancer! - My favorite.

Sexing Private Ryan -OMFG THE "LOST" STORY.

I owned a mentally retarded kid!

A kid stole my stall!

Mexiween

Cooking Natives

Black Friday

Eye Doctor

Santa's Lap -Last 07 story.

Stories from 2008

Jew Years Eve.

I saw a black eyed kid!

I hate puppies

Conspiracy Theory

Why can't teachers just admit when they are wrong?

Rick Roll Remix

Damnit Bill Cosby!

I stole my friends gf

Betrayed, by a friend

DISCLAIMER: ALL THESE STORIES ARE 100% FICTIONAL. ANYONE WHO TAKES THIS SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO GET A SENSE OF HUMOR, THEN YOU NEED TO LOOK INTO A MIRROR AND REALIZE HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR EVEN BELIEVING IT.

Advice of the now: Gaining youtube fame, the easy way.

Video of the now

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The People Have Spoken

40 Comments

Nov. 17, 2007 | 11:38 PM Hybrid-Of-Souls says:

Gonna have to find some time to archive these in my library...

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:20 PM Complete responds:

DO IT DO IT


Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:25 PM fuzzies says:

your stories are good. :)

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:21 PM Complete responds:

Fuck off


Dec. 9, 2007 | 7:43 PM deafeningsilence5 says:

lol, black people.

Feb. 13, 2008 | 10:08 PM Complete responds:

black people


Dec. 9, 2007 | 8:03 PM meeesta says:

great funni stories dude

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:21 PM Complete responds:

???


Dec. 13, 2007 | 10:58 AM Lorkas says:

Im a fan.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:21 PM Complete responds:

Im an air conditioner, we are generally better at cooling humans


Dec. 22, 2007 | 6:00 PM Splurda says:

your sending me to hell, and i like it! my favourite quote:
"Anyways, we like to dress up as Mexicans, hide in alleys/bushes and when little kids come by we jump out and scream "GIVE US YOUR JOB!"

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:22 PM Complete responds:

Did you know most immigrants that are illegal come from Mexico?


Dec. 23, 2007 | 11:08 PM idiot-buster says:

have a marry christmas !!!!

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:22 PM Complete responds:

It isn't Christmas.


Jan. 1, 2008 | 1:15 PM Gaslight says:

I'm an intelligent 08, or so I've heard.

Feb. 13, 2008 | 10:11 PM Complete responds:

Meh, you will grow to be immature just like me after a month or so on this website.


Jan. 6, 2008 | 8:24 PM Ronald-McDonald-LoL says:

ha, whats your username on World of Words?

Feb. 13, 2008 | 10:08 PM Complete responds:

I barely play that anymore. I usually just go on as a guest account named "Complete"


Jan. 15, 2008 | 1:53 PM CcZero says:

I'm a fan too...

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:22 PM Complete responds:

Wow, so many fans. We need more ACs


Jan. 18, 2008 | 8:05 PM christmasraptor says:

lol, your stories always brighten an otherwise suicidal day.

(not anymore tho- i have antidepressants)

Feb. 13, 2008 | 10:07 PM Complete responds:

Awesome. My stories can be used as anti depressants.


Jan. 31, 2008 | 10:55 PM XD0042006 says:

Change your sig.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 11:08 AM Complete responds:

No.


Feb. 3, 2008 | 5:16 PM Reaperssythe says:

lmfao your stories rule

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:22 PM Complete responds:

Rule what?


Feb. 13, 2008 | 9:24 PM Grind says:

I liked your stories :3 Mine weren't as good :(

Feb. 13, 2008 | 10:11 PM Complete responds:

Keep trying. Before I began writing stories, I usually wrote them in threads believe it or not. My first story was actually a post in a thread I made (although it was very different in wording, it had the same plot) then it originated into a thread thus starting up all the other stories I made.

I got quite a bit of negative feedback before I made story-topics.


Mar. 19, 2008 | 6:50 PM Lost-Wisdom says:

Your stories are pure gold.

Congratulations for brightening the day.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:23 PM Complete responds:

Am I your knight and shining armor?


Mar. 19, 2008 | 7:13 PM Victory says:

I liked your black-eyed kid story a lot. I'm going to read some more of these.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:23 PM Complete responds:

AWESOME


Mar. 21, 2008 | 3:49 PM knightsofthecircle says:

HAve you ever thought of becoming a story book writer?

Mar. 22, 2008 | 12:05 PM Complete responds:

Funny you asked.

In one of my classes, we are suppose to write stories. After we finished the teacher said she might recommend me for something in Story Writing. I highly doubt I will become a writer. Though I am planning on returning to long stories soon and making another one on Newgrounds.


Mar. 28, 2008 | 9:56 PM meeesta says:

can i join for last breath!?

Mar. 28, 2008 | 11:30 PM Complete responds:

Yes


Mar. 29, 2008 | 12:09 AM Ptcfast says:

Can i join in for ghost story?

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:23 PM Complete responds:

Gone now, due to faggy ass mods


Apr. 2, 2008 | 4:12 PM Lost-Chances says:

So this is how I sign up for Last Breath.

Go ahead and shove this name into your story like I shove new born babies up their father's arsehole to support femininity.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:24 PM Complete responds:

Gone now, due to faggy ass mods


Apr. 5, 2008 | 10:36 PM meeesta says:

dude i liked it when u added me, will u add me in future stories

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:24 PM Complete responds:

Maybe


Apr. 24, 2008 | 2:54 PM RobRob15 says:

i love your stories, very funny
Have you noticed how theres quite a few people who do the same sort of thing, did they copy of you i wonders

Apr. 24, 2008 | 8:36 PM Complete responds:

I never noticed a story striking similar to mine.

But who did you find that might of been copying off me?


May. 7, 2008 | 5:12 PM darknessdweller says:

darknessdweller wuz here.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:24 PM Complete responds:

Comment will be deleted


May. 24, 2008 | 1:55 PM TheRadicalOne says:

Get BEHIND ME!

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:24 PM Complete responds:

CHARGE ME


May. 24, 2008 | 2:55 PM GuitarSmuggler says:

go away faggot

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:24 PM Complete responds:

fuck you


Jun. 7, 2008 | 10:01 PM TyPah says:

Sweet stories. I LOL'ed at the one about the stall and the nosey-ass fucked up kid.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:25 PM Complete responds:

You should copy it and make a new thread.

because like, that would be awesome.


Jun. 7, 2008 | 10:10 PM TyPah says:

But your sick. (In the good way, not psycho way.)

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:25 PM Complete responds:

I am in perfect health, except for these weird bumps on the back of my neck. I have no idea what they are.


Jun. 17, 2008 | 11:32 PM DrugMan3 says:

You just lost your virginity because every time I post on someones account they lose there virginity.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:25 PM Complete responds:

Awesome


Jun. 23, 2008 | 5:12 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

Snake bit off my balls! was the best.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:26 PM Complete responds:

Ew you have weird fetishes.


Jun. 30, 2008 | 12:30 AM gamerpeepinpa says:

I remember falling for the Cancer one...

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:26 PM Complete responds:

Lots of people did, yeah as if I would beat up a kid in a public place.....WITH CANCER


Jul. 15, 2008 | 3:40 AM anujgamer343 says:

Ladies and gentlemen, i present Complete as the best fiction writer ever! Man he is that good. Have you ever wrote a book? Name yours "Complete-d"

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:27 PM Complete responds:

I can't use that title now, you will sue me for your idea


Jul. 22, 2008 | 12:33 AM Sensationalism says:

I think I remember your name on your original account. :P
Don't worry, my lips are sealed.

Jul. 22, 2008 | 2:53 PM Complete responds:

SHUSH

SHHHHH SHHHHH


Aug. 28, 2008 | 11:01 AM RyanKajito says:

I lol'd at "I stole my friends gf"

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:27 PM Complete responds:

Zenda's a cunt


Aug. 28, 2008 | 12:55 PM RyanKajito says:

Zenda's a cunt.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:27 PM Complete responds:

I lol'd at "I stole my friends gf"


Aug. 28, 2008 | 12:56 PM RyanKajito says:

*Zendra

Fucking R button.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:28 PM Complete responds:

Zendra sucks


Sep. 22, 2008 | 3:01 PM cast says:

I'm sorry.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 10:14 PM Complete responds:

Better be.


Oct. 2, 2008 | 5:03 PM risbolla says:

How the shit am I supposed to know when it's complete when the loading bar is a fucking gradient!?

Come on!

Oct. 2, 2008 | 9:31 PM Complete responds:

IT WILL BE COMPLETE THIS NEW YEARS


Oct. 10, 2008 | 11:05 PM platypuspwn says:

Look its Complete (moron)!

Oct. 11, 2008 | 10:48 AM Complete responds:

If you actually believed I meant what I said about The Torture Game and all violent video games, then take training courses of learning what "trolling" means.


Oct. 18, 2008 | 5:14 PM MudkipsPiano says:

OBAMA 08, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT

Oct. 18, 2008 | 9:33 PM Complete responds:

Shut up


Oct. 26, 2008 | 1:45 PM Vinny99 says:

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