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Update: I would like to share a secret I had been holding out- I have two accounts. No I am not talking about a ALT account, I am talking about my ORIGINAL account. That is right, original. Infact, this account currently I am on is actually the "alternate account." So you might ask, what is your original account name? Well, I am not going to tell you due to reasons. The same reasons that led me into creating this account. No I did not do anything bad or illegal, and I know you guys won't believe me because I am not giving out a name. But I can tell you the date (Not the day, because you can track it down easier). It was made in January 2005. I left that out in my first entry as well. (Which has been edited back in)

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This is my story collection of ALMOST every story I ever written:

Stories from 2006

Kid getting beat up! - This was my first story ever, compared to the stories I write today, this one was horrible.

Girl Problems!

Snake bit off my balls!

Thanksgiving Special

Someone is stalking me! - Last 06 story.

Stories from 2007

I beat up a kid with cancer! - My favorite.

Sexing Private Ryan -OMFG THE "LOST" STORY.

I owned a mentally retarded kid!

A kid stole my stall!

Mexiween

Cooking Natives

Black Friday

Eye Doctor

Santa's Lap -Last 07 story.

Stories from 2008

Jew Years Eve.

I saw a black eyed kid!

I hate puppies

Conspiracy Theory

Why can't teachers just admit when they are wrong?

Rick Roll Remix

Damnit Bill Cosby!

I stole my friends gf

Betrayed, by a friend

DISCLAIMER: ALL THESE STORIES ARE 100% FICTIONAL. ANYONE WHO TAKES THIS SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO GET A SENSE OF HUMOR, THEN YOU NEED TO LOOK INTO A MIRROR AND REALIZE HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR EVEN BELIEVING IT.

Advice of the now: Gaining youtube fame, the easy way.

Video of the now

k, shut up you faggot.

Is it a communist, dictatorship or democracy blog?

I have a democracy blog. Users can do whatever they want.

Democracy: You allow all users to post what they want, you might delete spam, you might even keep it! Basically, users can do whatever they want in your blog.

Communist: You and a friend control a blog and decide which comments go or don't go. Translation: Me and my partners are lazy scumbags to be doing anything else rather than checking comments on a website TOGETHER.

Dictatorship: You single handedly control anything that goes on in your blog. You might delete anything that goes against you and might even disable comments.

We break all the rules. Such as make 4chan references. Then when we get enough rule breaking done we get a mod just to see their expression.

How long is long cat?

hey

I am leaving the Newgrounds BBS forever.

I just don't feel like coming here anymore. Bye.

Yes, as the title says. I had my first lucid dream in 18 years of my life on Earth. It happened very late. Yet, I doubt it was a full lucid dream.

But it started off with a normal dream, I can't recall what was going on. I was just walking in what appeared to be a gray floor. It was along side a giant wall. This was all floating in the sky. So I am just standing there and out of no where I hold up my hand and it is just a regular hand. I put my hand down and raise it up again and it is a skeleton hand. Then I was able to see my dreams very clearly. I can see what the dream feels like.

In all of my dreams, I can never do what I want to do. My dream will always make me take a step towards a certain direction, or make me say things. But this was different. It seemed like the dream still had some control and I got some control aswell. I was able to take a step forward if I wanted to. But I tried to change the setting of the place I was in and nothing happened. So I began to run forward and as I was running I was trying to test the things out here. I thought of two purple blocks spawning in front of me to get over a small wall on the "big" wall. They spawned but I tripped into one and fell.

I woke up in a bed with a girl. But nothing happened :(. My dream kept switching from me to some guy running and opening doors. I knew I was losing control. But I was still able to say things from 3rd person and not 1rst person like the previous setting.

But the lucid world was amazing. I was able to see the dream clearly, I never got to see a dream like that before.

Everyone spam this page.

EDIT: Hey guys, watch this: Spam

The other day I was at a water park in a wave pool. With my friend of course. We were on the right side, near the wall where the lifeguard is. A few people were around us, so we started throwing each other into the waves making sure we were very careful and knocking each other down when people got a few feet away. So, we keep "wrestling" in the water. Knocking each other when the lifeguard looked at me and said "STOP IT!"

That's right, it was the first warning, he has the nerve to yell. I was honestly thinking of going to the office and complaining about him, then get him in trouble. But I let it go. Plus, the wrestling wasn't that intense, it didn't even look like wrestling. Then we decide to go into the deep five feet end, we go a little bit across the line and the lifeguard says "Don't go any further!"

What? There was 5-6 people ahead of us and he again has the nerve to tell us we can't pass the line? This made me pissed off, after about 5 minutes I looked up at the lifeguard and I noticed he was watching me then quickly turned his head. Then a few minutes later I crossed the five feet line and he said to move back with a "Move or you will get kicked out!"

Did I listen? Fuck no. I ignored him and stayed in the area he tried to bring me out by saying stuff like "I can have you kicked for not listening to me" while another life guard that was doing nothing took his place. Instead of following him, I went into the office and claimed that he was being a mini-communist, well I didn't exactly say that. But I told him he was giving me extra rules and what happened. I also started to make lies saying he wasn't paying attention to anyone except me (I did see him watching people in the middle) and when he wasn't watching me, he just talked to random people walking by. He claimed I was lying. He couldn't get any witnesses.

This wasn't all, you know my friend? We pretended we didn't know each other and that he was a witness, but he explained the story from my fake views and without a explanation from the lifeguard, he got fired. We spent the rest of the day laughing our ass off. I don't let anyone fuck with me and get away with it.

EDIT: Here is the history section like promised.

I first discovered the bbs in either November or December of 2004, but I rarely visited it, until Januray of 05 I finally made a account, but due to reasons I will not continue any further with this part.

I do believe I tried to make another account in like September of 2005 and the name was "HotText" but I screwed up on one part and I thought "Fuck it". Months went by as I used my original account sometimes, but I stopped using it in late 05

Then in July 06 I made another account..

So I quickly pressed "Register" and when I clicked on the Username, my hands reached out for the name "HotText" but I figured I could come up with something better. I sat there for a minute thinking of a username and I finally thought of one "Complete". Then I managed to type all the information, my password which is "ultimate", still remains nearly the same. I quickly posted in a topic which involved some guy trying to prank his sister. I thought of buying her a condom and warned him that she might try to get revenge.

I posted many times, the rules I read before I registered but I didn't know what the hell was considered a spam thread and what was not. It seemed even funny threads could be a spam thread aswell which pissed me off because I got banned. After many post, I decided to make my very first topic, which got deleted and no replies, happy first topic right?

But before School started, I managed to post all 3 parts of my first long story called "Life in Newgrounds". Now looking onto my long stories, I truly regret writing that series. It wasn't that good really. Still, many people liked it. It turned out to be a success. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/53 9241

There are two more parts called "Life in Newgrounds 2" and "Life in Newgrounds Zero". I don't feel like finding them and linking them. Go find it yourself.

Then I moved onto my first short story, which I didn't think would be a success. To my surprise it was, but that story is nothing compared to my stories today. I know it has bad grammar, I didn't check over it.

Here it is: First Story

I made my next topic entitled "Completes guide for newbies" it was a success aswell. Not as big but still a success. It was surprising to see two topics as a first success, usually newbies post shit topics when they first begin. Then I moved onto writing stories for fun. My biggest successful stories were: Band of Newgrounds (I made a failed sequel, so if you search for it don't get it confused, it should have shit loads of pages) and Newgrounds: Civil War.

As the months went by, I started to become a regular very fast. Was it because of my post? Or my successful topics? Don't know.

Now lets back up into the "Newgrounds: Civil War" series.

The order of the stories I can most remember is:
Life in Newgrounds
Life in Newgrounds 2
Life in Newgrounds Zero
The Haunted Mansion
Band of Newgrounds
Newgrounds: Civil War
Newgrounds: Great Hunt

Note: Wrath of Jack Thompson will be my final long story on the BBS, I will keep doing short stories.

But lets back up, I made a few offensive threads, some of which got me banned. Not much more about me afterwards. Any questions are welcomed.

I will try to update this section many times.

This question still bugs me from time to time.

Which username would of sounded better, this is a optional poll. I can't change but I want to know.

1: Complete

2: HotText